Someone call a teacher – there’s a bully in camp! Testy Nigel has been ribbing Lembit at every possible opportunity to the extent that we can’t help feeling a bit sorry for the beleaguered former MP.
In fact, the celebs are all starting to tread carefully around noddy-know-all Nigel – and we don’t blame them.
Poor Lembit was blasted for chipping away at a stick with the camp’s communal knife.
“I don’t know what you are doing with the stick but you’re going to blunt the knife,” boomed Nigel. “You’ll blunt the s*** out of it. The knife is the only knife we’ve got and you’re never going to get the blade as good as it is.”
Sheepish Lembit stopped what he was doing and returned the knife but amused Linford laughed, “You’ve been told off left, right and centre.”
Nigel then disappeared off to the Bush Telegraph for a further moan. “There has been non-stop chat, never a pause ever,” he ranted. “I’m 59 years old and I don’t want to waste it sitting around talking absolute b*******.”
“I’m beginning to tell Lembit to shut up and Linford I’ll get round to!” he added.
Oo-er! Wonder how much longer the celebs will put up with Nigel behaving like a school prefect? Will Lembit fight back? Watch this space.
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