Monday, 22 November 2010

Gillian becomes the first Celebrity ever to forfeit a Bush Tucker Trial!


Sniffling Gillian couldn’t face the other celebs after walking away from the Dreaded Digger Trial.


The TV host spent hours in the Bush Telegraph, delaying her return to camp.


“I was thinking I’ll come in here and stay in here all day, all night, go back at 10 o’clock and then kind of sneak in and nobody will notice I’m there,” she revealed.


But eventually Sheryl found Gillian loitering around the dunny and persuaded her to face her fears.


Comforted by Sheryl, she explained, “What happened was I got there, there was this digger that I had to try to operate and I just couldn’t do it.”


“You couldn’t operate the digger?” enquired Sheryl.


“I didn’t even start the Trial because I couldn’t operate the digger,” replied Gillian. “You have to be able to operate the digger to be able to start the Trial. Meanwhile 13 people don’t get any food.”


Yes, Gillian – it’s true that 13 people will be without food. However, it’s not entirely accurate to say the Trial was failed because she couldn’t work the digger.


I wonder what the campers will think when they find out the truth?

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